the exposed life of GG

such a dork

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parent trap dialogues in my head


  • "hallie":whoa, Chessy you gave me a fright!
  • Chessy:I gave you a FRIGHT?!
  • hallie:YEA MOTHAFUCKA YOU GAVE ME A FRIGHT.

shit, i think my parents made a mistake & got a house without a balcony.

bitches with balconies get everything.


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just when i thought that it was fate that some guy i thought was interesting in high school finally gets a facebook & msgs me…he asks me if i know anyone interested in losing 1-3 inches off their waist or a few pounds.


this is America where it is nearly illegal to defame Christianity & Disney.


“Because apparently that’s what us Americans sound like.”

in that case, i’m proud to be an American. lol

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notime4yourshit:

The television industry is one of the most segregated industries in America today. There is not a major industry of its size that exists in the world that is as segregated. You can see Black executives at Daimler-Chrysler or American Express, but you would be hard pressed to find more than one or two people in the entertainment world. What frustrates me is that as astute as we claim to be with all of our modern technology moving around, we have forgotten one of the oldest rules articulated by Frederick Douglass: ‘Power gives up nothing without demand.’ Some of the highest paid performers are Black. [White executives] will give you all the money you can hold, but when you ask for power, you get a blank look. Think about that, ‘The thing of value is not the money but the power.’ I’ll tell you what, ‘You give me the power, I’ll make my own money.’ - Tim Reid

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the super awk moment when you’re introduced to your friend’s new boyfriend and you have a baby heart attack because you already know the douchebag…he dated 4 of your other friends.


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